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Erin

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CRAIG

Hometown: Fitchburg, MA

First moved To Austin: 2008

First Beer: Shitty Rolling Rock in a glass bottle at some high school party was probably my first beer

First Coffee Experience: The Someday Cafe in Davis Square, Somerville was my first coffee shop crush. Their mochas in a ceramic mug with some of the best whipped cream on earth, dusted with crystalized chocolate bits got me hooked on coffee.

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Trey

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Joan

Hometown: Granbury, TX “The retirement town of Texas”

First moved to Austin: October 2016

First Beer: Dos Equis

First Coffee Experience: My aunt made the best smelling coffee, so one day, I drank her whole cup when she left the kitchen at age 7.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
-tearing up the town on scooters

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
-Scooters

What part of a kid's movie completely scarred you?
-The eye bulge Large Marge gives Pee-Wee Herman in the semi truck just about gave me a heart attack. It was all I could see in the dark as I lay in bed trying to fall asleep as a girl.

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EM

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Spang

Hometown: Philadelphia

First moved to Austin: 2004

First Beer: Icehouse. Didn't drink again till I moved to Austin.

First Coffee Experience: Sipping coffee for hours at the OG bouldin creek, hanging and chatting with the older Austin hippies.

What kind of cult would you like to start?
Cult of Rammstein

You're a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren't an issue? I would build and army of alchemically married chimera to do my bidding.

What two totally normal things become really weird if you do them back to back? Riding a motorcycle. Listening to vitas.

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Ceejay

Hometown: Austin, Tx.

First moved to Austin: 1993

First Beer: Olympia at a pasture party. We gave an old timer $100 bucks and he brought back 15 cases and some change.

First Coffee Experience: Working as a temp in a Doctors office in Westlake. Too much sugar and lots of Hazelnut creamer.

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Gigs

Hometown: Artesia, NM

First moved to Austin: October 2018

First Beer: Probably a solid IPA.

First Coffee Experience: Back when it was the best part of waking up I had it in my sippy cup.

What's the most ridiculous fact you know? Fact: you can tell an alligator from a crocodile by who you see later and who you see after a while.

What's the funniest joke you know by heart? How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile...

If you were held at gunpoint and told that if you didn't impress them with your dance moves you would be killed, what dance moves would you bust out? Any number of sleek jazzercize moves.

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Anjjj

Hometown: Centreville, VA

First moved to Austin: Summer 2013

First Beer: Corona light

First Coffee Experience: Cracker Barrel Coffee six sugars and extra room for cream

What's the best type of cheese?
Port wine spread, baby or burrata baby depending on what I’m dipping

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child? Any name I could never pronounce correctly like Geoff or McKala

If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you're actually sane and not just pretending to be sane? Ask them to quiz me on Buffy trivia including the official season 8 comic book

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“Mark”

Hometown: El Paso, Tx.

First moved to Austin: 1993

First Beer: Coors OG

First Coffee Experience: Seattle's Best 15 years ago, lol :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical? If you made the film In Bruges into a musical ( I am currently figuring out how to make this happen) because a shady character sends two hitmen to Bruges - a terribly old and quaint town in Belgium to go into hiding as a pretext for having one of them 'silence' the other one quietly after a career ending mistake he made.

What is something everyone looks stupid doing? People look stupid riding scooters, posing for Instagram photos, and wheeling out their entire office into a coffee shop daily.

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future? I would tell people about the weather patterns and the Queen's death before it happens, maybe singing in autotune or really try to sell it anyway.

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Sweetboi

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Naynay

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Cody

Hometown: North Richland Hills, TX

First moved to Austin: August 2009

First Beer: Natty Light from a dirty thirty, duh

First Coffee Experience: I was probably 5 yrs. old when I had my first taste. Been in love ever since.

What ridiculous and untrue, yet slightly plausible, theories can you come up with for the cause of common ailments like headaches or cavities? Eat a clove of garlic and scream into a pillow to rid of headaches demons. Garlic keeps them from coming back. Or if you have a sore throat, try gargling some olive oil.

What's the weirdest thing you have ever seen in someone else's home? Zane, a Komodo dragon

What is something that you just realized that you are embarrassed you didn't realize earlier? That the song "Escape" by Rupert Holmes is about cheating...I just thought he liked Piña Coladas...